How to be a 'pro'

[H3RD]

                     There goes some "Tips" to become a "Pro" player

• Your weapon is a stubby or shotgun, your reputation depends of that 
• Each time someone kill you, you say: "Nooooobbb" 
• You increase your stats, teleporting to Noobs who have nogoto off  and kill them 
• When you are fighting against someone who is better than you, and he kills you, you say: "it was luck"
• If you are tired, and someone kills you, you says: "typekiler"
• And if you are playing a little sleepy, you have to exagerate this, saying: my finger was broken, im playing with 4 fingers 
• If you find a hacker, call him to a duel
• Your nick must be something scary, like "Juanito_ElMalo" or "Corre_que_te_mato" 
• If you dont want to fight with someone, you says: "you are bugged" (and then he will leave you) 
• You dont say insults, you just call people and shows them who is the boss 
• You use just this words to describe your feelings: "lol","omg","wtf","",etc (those words make you "cool") 

                                       

[PaiN]

most of them are true 

[H3RD]

lol now every DZ members become pro

[OutlawZ]

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[PIIPEE]

most of them are true 

[cool5]

Your weapon is a stubby or shotgun, your reputation depends of that

Reputation depends upon your attitude and skills.

Each time someone kill you, you say: "Nooooobbb"

No, I never say noob.

   
You increase your stats, teleporting to Noobs who have nogoto off   and kill them

Wrong. I don't play for stats, I play for fun.

   
When you are fighting against someone who is better than you, and he kills you, you say: "it was luck"

No, I say n1.

 
If you are tired, and someone kills you, you says: "typekiler"

No.

And if you are playing a little sleepy, you have to exagerate this, saying: my finger was broken, im playing with 4 fingers

Then I don't play.

 
If you find a hacker, call him to a duel

No, report him on forums.

Your nick must be something scary, like "Juanito_ElMalo" or "Corre_que_te_mato"

It must be anything and it doesn't matter if your nick is scary then you are a pro.

 
If you dont want to fight with someone, you says: "you are bugged" (and then he will leave you)

If he/she is really bugged then I say "You are bugged" otherwise I fight with him/her.

   
You dont say insults, you just call people and shows them who is the boss

All are equal.

 
You use just this words to describe your feelings: "lol","omg","wtf","",etc (those words make you "cool")   

Those guys whose attitude sucks if they will use these words it will not make them "cool" because they are dumb.
 

[Edehilton]

ye

[Rockstars]

lol

[RockPyro]

Are you kidding' Like, only 2 of these are true, the others one are just bullshit, I find this rather wrong. If this was a joke, then I laugh, haha (lol epic fake laugh) If it was serious, I feel sorry for you u.u

LOL, if somebody ever thinks this is how to be a pro, and does exactly this, he'll just become another Drive-By-Teleporter-Spawnkiller newbie :B