Author Topic: How to be a 'pro'  (Read 200 times)

cool5

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Re: How to be a 'pro'
« on: January 02, 2012, 04:22:19 am »
Your weapon is a stubby or shotgun, your reputation depends of that
Reputation depends upon your attitude and skills.

Each time someone kill you, you say: "Nooooobbb"
No, I never say noob.
   
You increase your stats, teleporting to Noobs who have nogoto off   and kill them
Wrong. I don't play for stats, I play for fun.
   
When you are fighting against someone who is better than you, and he kills you, you say: "it was luck"
No, I say n1.
 
If you are tired, and someone kills you, you says: "typekiler"
No.
And if you are playing a little sleepy, you have to exagerate this, saying: my finger was broken, im playing with 4 fingers
Then I don't play.
 
If you find a hacker, call him to a duel
No, report him on forums.

Your nick must be something scary, like "Juanito_ElMalo" or "Corre_que_te_mato"
It must be anything and it doesn't matter if your nick is scary then you are a pro.
 
If you dont want to fight with someone, you says: "you are bugged" (and then he will leave you)
If he/she is really bugged then I say "You are bugged" otherwise I fight with him/her.
   
You dont say insults, you just call people and shows them who is the boss
All are equal.
 
You use just this words to describe your feelings: "lol","omg","wtf","",etc (those words make you "cool")   
Those guys whose attitude sucks if they will use these words it will not make them "cool" because they are dumb.
 ;D :P
« Last Edit: January 02, 2012, 07:34:57 am by cool5 »